Hey folks, in case anyone is waiting on an SPPL application and wondering how long it will take, mine is arriving tomorrow by registered post, having submitted the application this day last week, so 5-6 working day turn around. Thanks for the responses!
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff line: "I'm f***ing bored!"
Ground Controller: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f***ing bored, not f***ing stupid!"