The Differences between Women and Aeroplanes!
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    The Differences between Women and Aeroplanes!

    by decospiper » Sat May 26, 2012 8:23 pm

    Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.
    - Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    - Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go”.
    - Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
    - Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
    - Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
    - Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
    - Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
    - Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.
    - Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
    - Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
    - Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
    - Airplanes expect to be tied down.
    - Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
    - Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
    However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.

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