Airport Security!!! Joke or not?

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Post by bitchinbetty » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:23 pm

lamby thing your mad. crashin into trees ... upside down...swwimmin in submerged wrecked airyplanes... please let me know if you ever want to go flyin, i doubt a knife would do you much good. as for stickin it in yer testicle.....ohhhh

as for no entrance on to the flight deck??? !!! how do you propose that the captain gets their drink?
so what if stuart wanted to talk to the captain for 15mins? they miss each other while poor stuart has to look at your face for the entire duration of the flight. by the way how did you know his name was stuart?? :wink:

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Post by aviateire » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:01 pm

Where does security stop, A Liecence can be a weapon, you could kill somebody with a piec of paper, Slit their throath, even a credit card would work.


Thats quite imaginative in an Austin Powers 'International man of mystery' kind of way, I think licence in the wrong hands means something other than attemping to cause harm with one of its contents sheets of paper in the same way that there is a possibility for a headset becoming a lassoing projectile from afar but unlikely. If they were security risks then I don't know how we would get airside at all :? :wink:
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Post by ceatach » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:19 pm

LadJet wrote:Knifes may do more good than bad....

a) On impact knife sticks in chest

b) Both arms broken cannot use knife

c) Knife slips when cutting belt and stabs testicle

d) Wrong knife will not cut butter

e) Flick Knife - Wrong end stabs in eye


Grrrr


a) clip it to your boot. Lets face it, If you keep a knife with no leather holder near your chest, you deserve to be stabbed.
b) Practise using the knife with your feet. If people can paint pictures with their feet, its gotta be possible.
c) Well, maybe thats why god gave us two testicles.
d) Wait until you get out of the tree before you make a sandwich
e) now thats just silly... :roll:

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Post by LadJet » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:51 pm

Whats the end result then .... ?

Allow knives through security

Trees Bad

Stuart Good

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Post by GJOYT » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:13 pm

You know the way you get drinks on an airliner in those tin cans? If you crushed it and managed to tear it you could slit someones throat with it with the sharp edge of it? Would yous agree?

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Post by VNAV PTH » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:39 pm

bitchinbetty....greatest post I've seen in ages!


Lambada Crazy wrote: .....and SECONDLY the captain shouldnt be drinking on the flight deck, its entirely illegal,....


Can you give me a reference where it states this??? I doubt it. Do you seriously think I'm going to sit there for 9 hours without having a cup of coffee or glass of water???

Lambada Crazy wrote:..His name wasnt stuart, he was a stuart, Maybe host might be better name....


Maybe an even better name would be STEWARD!


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Post by VNAV PTH » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:41 pm

Lambada Crazy wrote:Yes i wouldnt mind people with knifes on board, i mean the fligh deck door is closed throughout the flight, there shouldnt be a problem until Mr.Stuart decides hes board and trys to chat up the captain. Then somebody can make a dash for the door with a knife, thats the bad, side, the door should only be open before and after the flight, if i was in charge there wouldnt be a door there at all, Nothing but a steel wall that you would have to exit the airplane to reache the flight deck. Then nobody only james bond could access the flight deck!

Andy


Is this possibly the worst post on the whole board? Apart from the spelling and grammatical mistakes (I give up counting at 15....), this person obviously has no idea about the realities of commercial flying.

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Post by ceatach » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:25 pm

Lambada, the plural of knife is knives...
cheers.

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Post by VNAV PTH » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:59 pm

Lambada Crazy wrote:... I AM NOT A HUMAN DICTIONARY... people make mistakes...


May I suggest you invest in one though? If you want your views to be taken seriously, at least present them in a clear and concise manner. True, nobody`s perfect, but your posts verge on the illiterate. Incorrect pluralisations, capital letters in the middle of sentences and a complete lack of proper punctuation. Maybe thats why your profile states "unemployed".


Lambada Crazy wrote:...how can you say these ideas are wrong? eh? YOU CANT, nobody has ever tried them, I mean, if there was no door to the flight deck, nobody could access it...


EL AL tried it.


Lambada Crazy wrote:...It seems to me you are a dictator...


Yes, now bow before me all!!....... :twisted:
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Post by Dogbiscuit » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:08 pm

Ah why....it was just getting interesting.

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