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by Glenn
Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:34 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: One liners
Replies: 0
Views: 1914

One liners

"I would like to die in my sleep like my father did, not in screaming terror, like his passengers." If God had meant man to fly, He would have given him more money or airplane tickets. "Gravity always wins!" You know you?re flying a Cessna when you have a bird strike and it is from behind! 747 on fi...
by Glenn
Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:24 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Watch what you say
Replies: 0
Views: 1853

Watch what you say

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.

I said "Hi Jack."

He shot me.


Enjoy
Glenn :twisted:
by Glenn
Fri May 28, 2004 7:42 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Acronyms
Replies: 7
Views: 4204

Acronyms

Acronyms for International Airlines Italy ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Britain BOAC = Better on a camel ----------------------------------...
by Glenn
Wed May 26, 2004 4:48 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Top 20 slogans
Replies: 0
Views: 1565

Top 20 slogans

1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin. ...
by Glenn
Wed May 26, 2004 4:44 pm
Forum: Magazine and Website Feedback and Suggestions
Topic: Do you like this Website?
Replies: 16
Views: 8099

Deadly job with the website Mark :twisted: it looks brilliant at the moment and can only get better obviously, great pics, great videos, great everything in general, let me know when your going to start producing those flying in ireland t-shirts, talk to you later. :D