Blonde talking pilot comes to the rescue

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Blonde talking pilot comes to the rescue

Post by Bob » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:55 am

A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class and that she belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.


The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I simply told her first class isn't going to London."

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Post by doyler » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:28 pm

great joke!!!

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Post by EIDEL » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:39 pm

:P :roll: :lol: Sounds like my second wife :shock: :? 8)

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Post by Flyer1 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:03 am

Second wife ?

Is one not good enough ?

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Post by EIDEL » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:40 pm

8) Im with the fifth and hopefully most permanent now. We are in for the long haul as she just loves flying too. The others were nervous wrecks just looking at the sim :roll:

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Post by historical-avi-irl.i8.com » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:31 pm

Hmm, intrigueing, any advice? lol, only joking :?

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Post by Flyer1 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:58 pm

ahh Byron, a true blonde such as yourself should be used to talking 'round blondes by now.

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Post by historical-avi-irl.i8.com » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:38 pm

No comment, you know me far too well! - Yea, but you have to admit we are good craic, particularily us pilots!

Regards,

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Post by Flyer1 » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:17 pm

[quote]No comment, you know me far too well![/quote]

I sure do :roll:

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